Ten reasons I’ve come up with on “Why men cheat.” Ladies, you might learn something…
1. Men wouldn’t cheat so much if the domestivc violence laws weren’t so strict! Sometimes a man is pushed to talk with his hands though. These new bitches under in “Super Head era” got alot of motuh on ther. Pun intended. Men dont want back talk…. so to avoid it, CHEATING or A BEATING!!!
2. For every day your girl looks more and more like her mother, some other girl across town is about to be 21! Aint no pussy like new pussy.
3. It’s only cheating it your caught. No man has ever just confessed he was cheating… EVER! And not just relationships, sports too! Hahaha.
4. The ratio to men to women is so wide. We outnumbered! Damn near like 1 man to every 85 women. I’m not really cheating at that point, I’m providing a service to the human race… Stop beign so selfish.
5. sometimes when you cheat, your just letting your girl know that you got options. It reminds her you actually like her cause you keep coming back, EVEN THOUGH you dont have to! You just fcuking them girls you gon’ get right back!
6. This one is simple and plain… Curiousity. You just want to know what it’s like to be with some women, even if it’s only for one night. Or even if you still “got it”. Plus, the grass might not be greener on the other side, but you’d rather know for sure, then just sit and look out the window at the neighbors’ lawn.
7. Some women are meant to be side bitches. It’s their thing! Mistresses for life. They’ll never get a man of their own, but will always have somebody’s special somebody to keep them company. I call them the “6th man” on the team.
8. Now adays, it’s almost harder to turn pussy down, then to actually get it. It’s easier to say “Yes, just dont tell my wife…” then to say “No.”
9. Head isnt really cheating. it’s just a favor. Its remeinds men that women can do more with their mouth than just complain and “tell you about yourself”.
10. He’s only dealing with her to blow off steam and get thru his day. He cant talk to you without a fight, but she’ll listen to him. They just fcuk and be friends, nothing serious.
By the way, Happy Valentine’s Day.
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