Whut Tha Fcuk are you blogging about ???

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I wish facebook would make things so cut and dry when it comes to my relationship status… “its Complicated” just isnt enough! So I would like to propose a solution… let people desribe their relationship in their own words… you know, things like “relationship status: Cheaper to keep her”, “I’m exercising my options” or “Fcuk it, I settled”. or even my favorite “Im just here for the kids, cause child support is for suckas”! And it also works for the ladies… “He got good credit!”, “Can you say sugar daddy/trick?”, “He dont even really like his girl as much as me…”. or even “He got a big dick, and knows how to use it.” (Word to Bone). I believe with the new relationship status, it would really help people know their role in the relationship! Bitches wouldnt speak in the Number One’s spot if they knew they were just a role player or a seat filler! Niggas too! Men would stop thinking the pussy is their’s! They’d also understand that they are just apart of her rotation. Enlightenment is key! People shouldnt be left in the dark because of a “its complicated” status… Because most of the time, the other party doesnt know WHY its complicated! If I had a status saying “the bitch is stupid but she gives good brain!”… she’d understand his plight! Bitter sweet, but the truth would set you free… or at least cut down on the arguements! Think about it…
Come on facebook, give us the power to tell the world our own relationship status the way we see it.

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