Whut Tha Fcuk are you blogging about ???

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Hello my name is… J Nicole

I was raised in… Mansfield,OH

The reason that you are reading about me is… because I am a pretty awesome person and I have some cool things happening for me in my life that the readers should know about.

I work for… Coors Light and The Talent Group (Modeling Agency)

Right now I’m working on… a clothing line and my modeling career

But i’d rather be working on… going on vacations every month of the year

My most prized possessions are… my Nike’s bc they get me from point A to B

But I’d give it all away for… I wouldn’t give them away because even if I had a car I would still need shoes to walk to and from the car.

The first thing i do in the morning is… ask myself how will I try and take over the world today, brush my teeth then pray because I cant talk to God with a dragon on my tongue,LOL!

the last thing i do at night is… turn to the cartoon network, pray, then sleep

My mama/father always said… a hard head makes for a soft behind, and then they reached for the belt.

I love it when people… are not hating!!

I hate it when people… hate on those whose swagger may be a little hotter than theirs.

The ugliest thing i’ve ever seen is… a man hit a woman

The most bueatiful thing ive ever seen is… the sunset on Lake Erie with someone that I loved

If you ever see me walkin down the street… ill probably be wearing my nike’s

My most motable run-in with the law… I was refusing to pay a bill because of horrible service and they took it to far as the law tends to do often

If i had to say sorry it would be because… I sincerely felt compelled to do so, sorry is often used as an excuse and I think it should be used more carefully.

I am what i drive which is a… a Kent bicycle, while wearing my nike’s.

The last time i swore i’d never drink was after a night of… the most fun I ever had in my life then a long night of praying to the Porcelain God’s

I’m voting for… who do you think!!!

If i could __slap____ anybody, and no one would know, it would be… all those who voted no on the $700 billion bailout because our economy is really going to go downhill now, thanks guys

My biggest “it’s not what it looks like” moment is… when i did a photoshoot with another girl and the photographer made us get really close and it looked like we were kissing but that was not the case I am Strictly Di&*@#!!!

Future project and plans… are to start my own agency and to move to either South Beach or Europe depending on how this election turns out!!

The last time you said “whut tha fcuk?!” was… yesterday
Why? I was mocking my sister. It is her favorite phrase.

And before i leave i’d like to give a shout out to…Love the one that reminds me no one should hold me back or make me lose site,my lil bro the funniest lil dude on the planet, lil sis the most spastastic ever, my motha the one that motivates me to be better, Ben the one who showed me how to be a true hustler, Brian the coldest model out here other than myself, K my BFF, and all those that support my profession and who have a drive of their own.

Check J. Nicole out at www.myspace.com/uroyalty