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I wish facebook would make things so cut and dry when it comes to my relationship status… “its Complicated” just isnt enough! So I would like to propose a solution… let people desribe their relationship in their own words… you know, things like “relationship status: Cheaper to keep her”, “I’m exercising my options” or “Fcuk it, I settled”. or even my favorite “Im just here for the kids, cause child support is for suckas”! And it also works for the ladies… “He got good credit!”, “Can you say sugar daddy/trick?”, “He dont even really like his girl as much as me…”. or even “He got a big dick, and knows how to use it.” (Word to Bone). I believe with the new relationship status, it would really help people know their role in the relationship! Bitches wouldnt speak in the Number One’s spot if they knew they were just a role player or a seat filler! Niggas too! Men would stop thinking the pussy is their’s! They’d also understand that they are just apart of her rotation. Enlightenment is key! People shouldnt be left in the dark because of a “its complicated” status… Because most of the time, the other party doesnt know WHY its complicated! If I had a status saying “the bitch is stupid but she gives good brain!”… she’d understand his plight! Bitter sweet, but the truth would set you free… or at least cut down on the arguements! Think about it…
Come on facebook, give us the power to tell the world our own relationship status the way we see it.
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My nigga over at WepartyFresh.com, Vars is a fiend for followers! this a wold dude! FOLLOW MY NIGGA ON TWITTER @VarVision.
After the View, Thursday Night… before all that, I will catch @DJKNyce in followers on twitter. mark my words! But the arguement has become… whats the better song?! Sippin on that Rossi OR Polo on My Body?! (excuse the bad lighting, we were in a nightclub for goodness sake.)
“Not Curre$y, no Gillie tha Kid, nope, never happen, never gonna happen, NO.” Classic. Young Money gets the “Stillmatic freestyle” treatment from ItsTheReal.com! Easy.
Ten reasons I’ve come up with on “Why men cheat.” Ladies, you might learn something…
1. Men wouldn’t cheat so much if the domestivc violence laws weren’t so strict! Sometimes a man is pushed to talk with his hands though. These new bitches under in “Super Head era” got alot of motuh on ther. Pun intended. Men dont want back talk…. so to avoid it, CHEATING or A BEATING!!!
2. For every day your girl looks more and more like her mother, some other girl across town is about to be 21! Aint no pussy like new pussy.
3. It’s only cheating it your caught. No man has ever just confessed he was cheating… EVER! And not just relationships, sports too! Hahaha.
4. The ratio to men to women is so wide. We outnumbered! Damn near like 1 man to every 85 women. I’m not really cheating at that point, I’m providing a service to the human race… Stop beign so selfish.
5. sometimes when you cheat, your just letting your girl know that you got options. It reminds her you actually like her cause you keep coming back, EVEN THOUGH you dont have to! You just fcuking them girls you gon’ get right back!
6. This one is simple and plain… Curiousity. You just want to know what it’s like to be with some women, even if it’s only for one night. Or even if you still “got it”. Plus, the grass might not be greener on the other side, but you’d rather know for sure, then just sit and look out the window at the neighbors’ lawn.
7. Some women are meant to be side bitches. It’s their thing! Mistresses for life. They’ll never get a man of their own, but will always have somebody’s special somebody to keep them company. I call them the “6th man” on the team.
8. Now adays, it’s almost harder to turn pussy down, then to actually get it. It’s easier to say “Yes, just dont tell my wife…” then to say “No.”
9. Head isnt really cheating. it’s just a favor. Its remeinds men that women can do more with their mouth than just complain and “tell you about yourself”.
10. He’s only dealing with her to blow off steam and get thru his day. He cant talk to you without a fight, but she’ll listen to him. They just fcuk and be friends, nothing serious.
By the way, Happy Valentine’s Day.
Part 1. “Best walk to a liquor store goes to…” HILL LARRY US!
Part 2. “All you need is an image…” Real shit… it’s getting bad for ‘Coloreds’ on TV!
Peep teh sample from the Mick Boogie Mixta[e with Little Brother at the end! Random I know
Follow him on twitter, @MaronzioVance. Simple as that.
What did you expect from the guy who orignated the term “JUMPOFF”. This man keeps a ‘Bad Brown Babe’ around… even if they are crazy. hahaha.
shout out to WSHH.com
I peeped this when it was posted it around 1am on twitter posted it around 1am…
Joe Budden - Money’s On Me
If you’ve been wondering what Cleveland artist have been doing check this new mixtape from the Hustlemaniacs & DJ Sax. This mixtape also includes the BONUS TRACK “Terminal State of Mind” by BRAVO. Shout out to the whole Hush Money camp, H-Flo, Twizted Mind, Six-1, Pheeze, 100 Proof and Ray Cash.
CLICK LINK TO DOWNLOAD // http://www.sendspace.com/file/m73u7g
DJ Steph Floss takes you with him on his daily sneaker shopping escapade, which leads him to “Sneaker Villa” (Cleveland, Ohio). He then travels to the Jewish Community Center (JCC) where he plays basketball for the first time in over a year. And NO, the game winner wasnt hit on me… i just got “mouth’d” whe we were down by one. hahaha.
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